Kids' Guide to Debates
When I got home from work tonight, I let both kids know it was a Politics Night. The MSNBC debate was airing. I was DRVing it. We were watching it. Between debates and Tuesday primary nights, I have established this as an election year routine. The kids are getting used to it, but that in no way means that they accept it.
Both kids know Dad is interested and involved in local politics, policy development, and advocacy. For example, they knew that this morning was a Salem Day, that I was headed to the state Capitol to work with a health policy committee. Despite this understanding of my interests, however, I think the kids see Politics Night in an entirely different light.
To Gabriel, Politics Night tonight meant a brief cheer for the "blue team" as he calls us Democrats. Then he went back to his pacing, internal dialogue, and a promotional Fisher Price DVD that he has mistaken for a short movie. For Hannah, Politics Night tonight meant no Jeopardy, no Wheel of Fortune, some playtime, and limited singing time from Dad. Both kids confirmed their understanding of debates as pretty much a "Dad-thing."
By 8pm, Hannah had had enough. Much like our debaters, Hannah tried a variety of strategies to win me over: the Smile, the Clapping, the Silent I'm-Playing-With-My-Toys-And-Ignoring-You Treatment, the Roll To the Carpet That Makes Me Break Out treatment. None of her approaches was effective. Finally, she tried the Pout. Hannah tucked her top lip into her bottom lip: the face of Extreme Dissatisfaction. Interestingly, just like my Mom's. And mine.
By 8pm, I was ready, like Barack, to concede Hannah's point graciously: it was time to head to her bedroom. Gabriel worked to get himself ready for bed as Hannah and I settled into her bedroom. I put OyBaby! on, and she approved. Gabriel and I experimented with our new 2-way radios I bought last night, sqwelching from room to room. Hannah laughed hysterically when I gave her a radio and sung her songs from a different room, out of sight. Soon after, Gabriel retired to his room for the night, and Hannah and I spent some time watching a DVD and singing.
Once Hannah's nurse came on, I returned to my DVR and finished the debate. It's amazing how easy it is to watch a debate without pausing the DVR when no kids are present. However, I hope that exposing the kids to politics, debate, and all of that will encourage them one day to get involved. Of course, if they got involved now, Gabriel would vote for Mario from the Wii or Anakin Skywalker (before he went "bad"); Hannah, for Laurie Berkner or Dan Zanes.
Well, in either case, at least both kids would be informed voters. Besides, I'd kind of like to see a Anakin Skywalker vs. Dan Zanes debate. Could Anakin control his anger? Could Dan Zanes maintain his fun & cool exterior? Would Anakin force push Zanes? Would Zanes win over the crowd with some peppy music? Now that might be worth watching.
-- Dad


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Janette, I knew, would not be as enthusiastic, though. During this year's season, both kids had embraced the pigskin with me, but not Janette. Hannah loved the lights, music, and action. She sat next to me, cheering on our teams many Sundays. Gabriel discovered a fleeting interest in the team that bore his monogram on its helmet, particularly when they played against Pop Pop's Eagles. For Janette, football was just one of my little surprises she had discovered after our marriage.
Enjoying the brief halo circling my head, I prepared for football day. Sunday morning, Hannah and I warmed up by playing, dancing, singing, and walking laps around the house. Gabriel joined us after Sunday school, building what he called a coyote cave with Janette. He and Hannah dug in for a kids' sized, pre-game tailgate party.
